Umos Sandworth-I

Mrs Sandworth to the rescue?

Site 01123, Thang-Tse, Ladakh

11.01.2001

Dearest Luxoria

I am glad to know that you have agreed to pay a visit to site 01123 for the sake our dearest Umos's health. The comforting news is that Umos is finally coming around to his senses and even admitted that the electro-statue he recently aqua-buried was not a real "corpse" per se. Although he is still deluded by the thought of a version of you which was in 'countermotion' and came to visit him in the form a geo-sculpt sprouting from the androgynous mountain, I consider this as significant progress in his mental health. The primary problem is his persistent belief in the theory of countermotion which even upon my continuous pondering , he instead of scientifically explaining it simply giggles and describes it as " a movie with episodes playing in reverse". Here I must warn you that Umos is not aware of your arrival and advice you to be prepared for whatever bizarre behaviour he might display. After being proven right about his theories of a parabolic Higgs field & paleo-bio electrokinesis, this new concept of countermotion has him obsessed completely and I must confess as an ultra-scientist that it has some weight - primarily the presence of your electro-paleo sculpture which he recently buried and I once again request you to be prepared & if possible for ultra-science's sake, to initially play along with Umos's beliefs regarding this fascinating hypothesis. You will be received at railway-station 787 LEH by our escort- The angry monk- who will accompany you till site 01123 and don't be shy to 'get references' from him time to time whenever you feel your mind wavering as is common in these O2 deprived parts.

Looking forward to your 'real' presence.

Your friend

Dr Uraplatus